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The Surge Demonstrates His Very Fine Training On Dealing With A Sick Wife Who Must Let The World Know Just How Sick She Really Is

"Hi baby..How are you?"
"I'M SIIII...."
"We sold out the San Francisco show last night."
"It was funny because Dave broke a guitar string in the middle of a song and Donny Pizza Sauce...."
"Anyway,I miss you and Max a lot."
"Hope you feel better."
"Love you. I'll check back in about two hours. Bye!"

Reader Comments (6)

Oh that is too funny! Whenever I'm sick the only thing I do is wander around the house saying I'm siiiiick. I'm so siiiick! I take great joy in informing anyone who asks how sick I am. I need pity!
January 30, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterAimee

Three Aer Lingus pilots are walking up the ramp.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go have a pint!"

Feel better!
January 30, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterWry Bri
maybe this will make you feel better...


sorry, but i told you i was gonna make it my mission to bring back that term. rumor has it Marah is working on a new song by the same name. ok, maybe i started the rumor, but still.
January 30, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterChicago Dave
30 degrees one day, rain the next, 62 today, no wonder you're sick. i'm surprised we're not ALL sick.

p.s. just a reminder: the western pony express leaves very early wednesday morning, if a sick woman was going to be sending any physical love notes in it.
January 30, 2006 | Unregistered Commentercaryn
WHOREPIPE! That brought a smile to my gaunt, pale green face!

On the bright side, fluish Monica = a skinny Monica
January 30, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterMonica
That's a nice bonus. And if there's a really bad cough that goes along with it, consider it your ab workout for the week.
January 31, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterChicago Dave

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