Monica Bielanko
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Note To Naked Woman In My Gym Locker Room

This is not your bathroom. The agressive nakedness isn't cool. It's creepy. Your naked ass jiggling inches from my face while I attempt to tie my sneakers frightens me.

Watching you drag the towel thoroughly through your moist crevaces is unnerving. I try not to look.. I concentrate on my laces like they hold the secrets to the universe but your flailing mammaries are hard to miss. Seriously, this is not your bathroom. There are people here. We can see you!

Reader Comments (7)

Hahaha.... that's why I don't go to the gym.. naked womens asses up in your face... ugh...
February 4, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterSuyin
and the woman who stands at the mirror for half an hour blow drying her hair with a towel around her waste only-- not necessary!!
February 4, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterlc
oops, waist
February 4, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterlc
... but appreciated by the guy behind the two-way mirror!
February 4, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterWry Bri
February 5, 2006 | Registered CommenterMonicaBielanko
For real, that is disgusting
February 5, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterZoe Strauss
Wri Bri, it's only the ugly ones with saggy tits that waltze around like that. Sorry.
June 5, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterdesiree

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