Wednesday
Jun142006
Chasing The Dream

Listen... I am having a crush of thoughts.. a big ol' crowd of thoughts jostling for attention up in my head. Cuh-razy thoughts that change the way I feel about life and my potential. My head aches with growing pains.
Not having a job affords one the time and the inclination to ponder what one really wants to do. The redundancy of a job can dull the senses and plug up the well that deep thoughts spring from. You tend to go through the motions, without giving them much thought. But you can go through the motions and wake up a divorce and four kids later and wonder how the fuck it all happened.
I graduated high school and set my sights on college. Once I realized I was moving faster in the 'real world' than college, I left college and accepted a full-time position at FOX news. Then I aimed for bettering my salary. Once that happened I settled into perfecting my skills as a producer. And then... and then.. Then what?
The job got old. Barring breaking news (which, unless some stupid bastard hiker gets stuck on a mountain prompting a 'major' rescue effort, isn't a pressing issue in Utah) the job was fairly routine. After awhile, even the breaking news gets routine. Same stories, different players.. I played my computer keyboard like a piano, often accomplishing what was supposed to last eight hours in two. Now what?
What's bigger and better than conquering New York City? So I landed my 'dream job' producing and writing news in the number one market in the country. But like ravenously biting into a much anticipated sandwich and discovering a hair that doesn't belong to you, I quickly discovered my dream job was just that; a dream. The reality is I lost my taste for producing. But the money kept rolling in and I told myself the gig was good as it was freelance and afforded me the option of trotting off to Europe with The Surge.. So I stuck with it until a month ago they made the decision for me.
So here I am... a panorama of options lay before me and I don't know what to do. I am paralyzed. Of course, I've sent out resumes (not one fucking response after sending out twenty odd resumes... and it was a proper I-am-a-responsible-employee resume chock full of self-aggrandizing lies) because that's what you do when you don't have a job.. But the lack of a prompt response (do you think maybe they googled me and found this blog and tossed my resume in the trash?) has given me time to think about me, my life. Is this what I really want? I don't know. If not, what do I want? Well, I want to be a writer.. a columnist, an author.. I just want to write. They say you need to find a way to get paid for doing what you love. I just can't seem to find a way.
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look for a job waiting tables ... or face homelessness and hunger ...
dig it!
--PA
Monica, don't fret. You will get some bites. Just takes sometime. While you may think you have conquered NYC I don't know if that's true. Conquering it to me would be doing or finding something you love doing and making money at that.
You are a beautiful and talented young woman. You will go very far. Don't give up. Keep going!
I heard about the guy who applied for some insurance job. The potential employer found him on myspace. Found other things out too and decided against it. HA HA! While it's not really funny, it made me chuckle.
Don't give up on your dreams. They may not all come true but sometimes even the big one's do.
Word.
You know what's cool? Smokin.
You know what's not cool? Voting.
June 14, 2006 | Irene
I like that!
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Last night I decided it would be a good idea to get out and network. I, like Monica, need work too.
Fuck the resume shit. I was gonna press the flesh.
I decided I would go out to one of the local watering holes and see if I could get a record-spinning job. Then I'd be back in the game! I'd make that bar manager forget about the time I chased out half of his crowd by playing Iggy and Lou Reed in his predominately, jam-band oriented room. I make him realize that there really isn't that much difference between Umphree McGhee and WHITE LIGHT WHITE HEAT. Surely he'd see things my way...especially if I begged.
Before I ever made it, I stopped off at another watering hole IN THE SAME BUILDING, upstairs where a friend of mine was making $150 playing the hits of yester-year in a cocktail lounge setting.
Anyway, one of the local drummers was at the bar, so we preceeded to get shit-faced drunk on vodka and I never made it downstairs to "network."
He managed to drive down a one-way street/alley the wrong way whilst moving his car about 100 feet.
I forget where my car was, and when I did find it, I drove 2 blocks to the nearest, dark residential street, parked, and slept for 3 hours.
The moral of the story is, if you are looking for a job; don't stop in for a drink first, don't drink more than 3 vodka shots, don't follow that up with a marijuana/tobacco spliff, and definitely watch out for drummers on their day off.
There's no substitute for networking.
God damn, you voted for Bush…I know it, and you think he is one smart apple.
Save it.
Monica, it will all work out. It seems to me that your future employers may or may not google your name. If they do, they find the blog (it's the first thing that comes up, I checked) but I doubt if they'll spend two hours going back over every post to discover the drug use and so forth. As for Kenny's comment, I'm over 40 and I'm still friends with Mary Jane yet still hold down a job. So...
To be honest, brings pain. To be self, brings isolation. To know self, brings lies.
Where is my fucking oxygen mask?
Where is my bong?
I’ve worked myself into a frothing mess.
One of my major annoyances about the workplace is everyone's fake work persona.. Just be who you are, so long as you do a good job. So I smoke pot.. As long as I'm in my living room and I'm not neglecting a child, that should be no one's business but my own. I'm still a damn good producer. That's why I detest office small talk. It's one person's fake persona talking to another.
"How was your weekend?"
"Great.. great.. went out with friends on Saturday and spent Sunday laying around.. it was nice." (translation: got alcohol poisoning Saturday and spent the night crying in the bar bathroom, spent Sunday clinging to the toilet and cursing Jack Daniels)
(Unless it's a ganja gooball procured by some hippy friend at a jam-band show. You couldn't drag me to an {insert guitar noodle band name here} but GODDAMN those goo-balls are good!)
I agree with Gemma that some people need to get an office persona, pronto. My crazy coworker does the same thing - shares every detail of her life with all of us (STD testing, emails from hook-ups, shit she wrote on myspace). It is so unprofessional. We really just want her to shut up so we can get some work done. I don't care what the hell she does on the weekends, I just don't want to hear about it ad infinitum.
What you do on your own time is absolutely no one's business but yours (unless you fucking tell me about it all day long) and we should not be required to smile and chit-chat with each other. Of course, those people who do not participate in office chit chat are the "weirdo stoner guy/girl".
What to do? Maybe we could just be polite to each other at work, and recognize that we are not here because we're friends, but rather because we are counting on that happy little check every two weeks. No pressure to be buddies or fit in, no need to know your cubemate's personal life story. Cause we are at work for the cash, right? I don't go in there for the social interaction, I have friends for that. But see, I suspect some people do think work is for social interaction, and confuse it with real life. And therein lies the clubbiness of some offices/industries.
I agree with Gemma that some people need to get an office persona, pronto. My crazy coworker does the same thing - shares every detail of her life with all of us (STD testing, emails from hook-ups, shit she wrote on myspace). It is so unprofessional. We really just want her to shut up so we can get some work done. I don't care what the hell she does on the weekends, I just don't want to hear about it ad infinitum.
What you do on your own time is absolutely no one's business but yours (unless you fucking tell me about it all day long) and we should not be required to smile and chit-chat with each other. Of course, those people who do not participate in office chit chat are the "weirdo stoner guy/girl".
What to do? Maybe we could just be polite to each other at work, and recognize that we are not here because we're friends, but rather because we are counting on that happy little check every two weeks. No pressure to be buddies or fit in, no need to know your cubemate's personal life story. Cause we are at work for the cash, right? I don't go in there for the social interaction, I have friends for that. But see, I suspect some people do think work is for social interaction, and confuse it with real life. And therein lies the clubbiness of some offices/industries."
June 14, 2006 | EDW
WORD!
That's how I got the reputation as being "surly" in my workplace.
A lot of employers take all that "cameraderie" shit and pat themselves on the back for "creating a great work environment."
Fuck them...I'd rather piss on that parade.
Not that I'm bitter.
I had a 'piss on that parade' moment today-everyone in my office was so excited about seeing a bald eagle fly in front of the Captiol Building. I did the only thing a 23 year old girl could do- burped real loud and walk away. The only way to survive the rate race/routine is to laugh at it.
Thaks for the laughs Monica--also thanks for introducing me to Marah-I'll be at the 9.30 club show.
Thank you Fiabug! You rock. That comment so needed to be responded to. Your subtlety of reply was perfect.
I once had a summer internship in some big corporate office. Once I finished the work I was hired to do in the first two weeks, I had to spend the rest of the summer looking like I was doing something productive in my cubicle, when really I was just staring at a blank computer screen wishing my hangovers away. Oh, and the office chit-chat was mind-numbingly booorrrrrinnnngg! I remember just staring at the clock, willing it to turn faster. That next semester at college, I made up my mind to swich fields.
I love this line. I am also currently unemployed and bored out of my mind, but I live with my parents so the whole drinking at noon thing would most likely get me kicked out. Then I'd be unemployed, drunk and homeless...if I were a writer that would make for good material though.
I had the same experience as you Chrissy, I did a two year office stint in at a magazine except I went into teaching instead of nursing when I quit. I've been temping on and off for the past few weeks while I apply for jobs and when I leave at 5:00 I feel like the life has just been sucked out of me, I think its a mix of the recirculated air, the lighting and the mindless office chitchat that does that.
I'm not sure if you are looking for advice Monica, if you are not just skip the next few lines :) Maybe try signing up at a temp agency or something. I was on the couch for a few weeks and fell into a deep depression. As much as the offices sucked while I temped it was nice to get out and feel like part of the "real" world, have a reason to wake up and all that crap. It's also a good way to get into a company through the back door, and to try different industries out. And, I have to plug it...I think you would make a great English teacher, the kids would love you (though the pot smoking confessions on the blog would definitely be a deal breaker with a school district).
Ok, I'm done, I'm not working today so I'm a bit rambly.
Ginger
At least I'm not homeless...yet.