Monica Bielanko
That's What She Said
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In Which I Come To Terms With My Non-Spring Chicken-ness

Number one single? I don't understand you or your umbrella ella ella eh eh eh and I would like to skewer you with it, kabob style. RihannaKabob! I would rather get wet than stand under your umbrella ella ella EH EH EH.... And I'm not too happy with you either Mister Jigga. It's obviously no longer a Hard-Knock Life...