Monica Bielanko
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Deep Thought

My legs are retaining so much water I have to divide them up and shave them in sections.  Divide and conquer!  One section a day.  Calf, shin, front and back of knee.  The thigh is four quadrants alone!  Front, back, top and bottom.  By the end of the week when I'm done with the upper thigh the calf is overgrown again. 

This shaving shit is overrated.