Monica Bielanko
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It's Going By So Fast

If there's one thing everyone tells you about having kids is that "it goes by fast". And you kind of want to punch them because, oh my God, just shut up already, I heard you the first eight hundred times, MOM. These are also the same people who ominously warn pregnant women to "sleep now while you still can". SHUT UP. Firstly, you can't store sleep like canned food for the winter, you idiot, and secondly pregnant women don't ever sleep.

Anyway, it's going by really fast. Who is this giant person and what has she done with my baby?