Monica Bielanko
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Mayhem and Moving

I'm not really sure why I agreed to freelance at Fox my entire last week in Utah. You know, the week where I should be packing and running last minute errands like going to the damned Social Security building to reorder Violet's social security card which nobody should be surprised to learn I lost. I'm still doing that stuff too. And writing for Babble. So I'm kind of nuts right now. Forgive me if posting is sporadic. We get the moving truck this Monday and we plan on rolling out Wednesday, so I'm going to do my best to chronicle the whole damn adventure, but, you know. Shit happens

Add to all that madness the fact that our landlord is still needing us to leave the house every few days with kids and dogs in tow so he can have a damn open house, mix in a little of Violet drawing all over our white couch in pen (I know! Who the fuck buys a WHITE COUCH?! But listen, it was before we had kids. And it isn't really white anymore. It's kind of a sickly gray.) and Hank The Tank needing a bottle every ten minutes and I am drowning. Seriously! The kid puts formula away like nobody's business. I mean, what? Are his legs hollow? Because they aren't very big. Is he bulemic? Is he puking it all up when no one is looking and then crying for more? Can someone tell me!

Speaking of ol' Henry... Yesterday, for kicks, we dressed him up like a tourist and spent an hour recording him in various tourist scenarios. And laughing ourselves silly. You know, when we should have been packing:

Reader Comments (8)

More videos! That is HILARIOUS. Thank you for not packing for an hour to entertain us. In return I'm reading/watching this when I should be working.

June 16, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterElizabeth B


June 16, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSonja

Laughing my ass off.

June 16, 2011 | Unregistered Commentershannon

I love you guys, especially Serge's sense of humour. **but I guess it's easy for me to say since I don't have to live with him...haha....

June 17, 2011 | Unregistered Commentervchilds

HAHAHAHAHAHA. And now, on to expenses. YAY. Not.

June 17, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterNoelle

i have to say thank you. Ive been sick in bed all day with a terrible flu and somehow stumbled upon your blog...i have been reading random parts for the last 4 hours and have to say you have made me laugh out loud and smile through out the whole day!!! your writing is amazing, your family beautiful and THANK YOU for sharing your life and making my day much more enjoyable :)

June 19, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterbrittney

OH.MY.GOD! Serge you are thee most hilarious guy I know...."lost ma grandson and my fanny pack somewhere" tooo funny!

June 20, 2011 | Unregistered Commentermama

just in time for Father's day, my Dad loved that one. Babies,baseball and ventriloquism. "...Sun is beating down...what a day at the ballpark!" Funny!

Happy Moving Week Bielanko Family!!!

June 20, 2011 | Unregistered Commentergina

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