Monica Bielanko
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Who Said Kids And Alcohol Don't Go Together?

Wondering why my hooligans are bathing in pinkish-purple water? Could it have to do with my alcohol consumption? Did I accidentally spill cheap-ass raspberry wine on my defenseless children?

Maybe. You're going to have to click over to Babble to find out. Oooh, I know! Such a tease. How will you live with yourself if you don't know the answer to this little quandary? Seriously, if you have a couple minutes to spare I'm offering some tips that will change your life or bore you to tears. Depends on who you are, I guess, so CLICK WISELY.