Monica Bielanko
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Seconds of Today

Lotta kid sickness 'round these parts. Which means I've watched more cartoons than are generally advisable for any human being still hoping to converse intelligently in adult circles. But seriously, have I ever even conversed intelligently in adult circles? Do I even have an adult circle to call my own? Not really. Unless Facebook counts.

So Henry is talking like a toddler twice his age. I say this as a jerkoff parent who is certain their child is a genius destined for greatness but also because damn kid. Take a few deep breaths and gimme a moment of silence already.

All this is a somewhat convoluted preamble to this video wherein Master Henry is requesting a viewing of a certain animated film and I, for the life of me, cannot figure out what he's talking about. He's so bored with me, by the way. He's all, Listen lady, enough with your theatrics. Read my lips: put the camera down, cut the shit and put on my program already.

Weird sidenote: how cuckoo is it that he pulls a watch up out of nowhere the minute he says "I need to WATCH Ice Age." Like, who is he with the props and shit? Carrot Top?