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Thanks For The Sex, Now Go To Your Room!

If you've been any kind of a regular visitor this won't be a surprise; Serge and I have separate bedrooms. Yup. Cuddling? Not so much. Someone holding me tightly all night long sounds a lot like a hostage situation to me.

You can check out Married, With Separate Bedrooms over on MamaPop. The comments are awesome; so many separate sleepers busting out of the closet.

You can also read my take on the recent arrest of America's former sweetheart, Reese Witherspoon. In the meantime, someone call for help, I've fallen down a CNN rabbit hole and need someone to throw a rope.