Monica Bielanko
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Emotional Much

1AM. Sobbing over The Karate Kid. Goddamn that earnest little Ralph Macchio with the doe eyes and that pelican move at the end. And the part earlier in the show where it all comes together for him? He's all mad he's waxing Pat Morita's cars, painting his fence and sanding his deck then KAPOW! Mr. Miagi brings it home with the karate demonstration and I'm all DAAAMN, I want to be best friends with a cute, wise, little Japanese feller. We'll catch flies in chopsticks and trim Bonsai trees and he will teach me amazing life lessons and I will show up all my enemies in the end. WAX ON, WAX OFF, bitches!